GGrandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house Christmas CEve
You can say there’s no such thing as GSanta
but Das for me and grandpa we be-G-lieveFCG
EmShe'd been drinking too much Degg nog
and we begged her not to Ggo
but she for-G7-got her medi-C-cation
and she Dwandered out the door into the Gsnow
EmWhen we found her Christmas Bmmorning
D7at the scene of the a-G-ttack
G7she had hoof prints on her Cforehead
and in-D-criminating claw marks on her Gback
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GGrandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house Christmas CEve
You can say there’s no such thing as Gsanta
but Das for me and grandpa we be-G-lieveFCG
EmNow were all so proud of Dgrandpa
he's been taking this so Gwell
see him in G7there watching Cfootball
drinking Dbeer and playing cards with cousin Gmel
EmIt's not Christmas without Bmgrandma
D7all the family’s dressed in Gblack
G7and we just cant help but Cwonder
should we Dopen up her gifts or send them Gback!
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GGrandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house Christmas CEve
You can say there’s no such thing as Gsanta
but Das for me and grandpa we be-G-lieveFCG
Now the goose is on the Dtable
and the pudding made of Gfig
and the G7blue and silver Ccandles
that would Djust have matched the hair in grandmasG wig
EmI've warned all my friends and Bmneighbors
D7better watch out for yours-G-elves
G7they should never give a Clicense
to a man Dwho drives a sleigh and plays with Gelves!
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GGrandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house Christmas CEve
You can say there’s no such thing as GSanta
but Das for me and grandpa we be-G-lieveFCG
AGrandma got run over by a reindeer
walking home from our house Christmas DEve
You can say there’s no such thing as ASanta
but Eas for me and grandpa we be-A-lieveEA