[F] You could probably say I'm [Bb] difficult, I probably [F] talk too much [Bb]
[F] I over-analyze and [Bb] over-think things, yes it's a [F] nasty crutch [Bb]
[F] I'm usually only waiting [Bb] for you to stop talking so [F] that I can [Bb]
[F] Concerning two way streets I [Bb] have to say that I am [F] not a fan [Bb]
[Dm] But I am the greatest mother-[G]-fucker that you're [C] ever gonna [F] meet
From the [Bb] top of my head [F] down to the [A] tips of the toes [Dm] on my feet
[F] So go ahead and love me, [C] while it's still a [A] crime
And don't for-[Dm]-get you could be [G] laughing sixty [Bb] five percent more [F] of the time
[Dm] You could be [G] laughing Sixty [Bb] Five Percent more [F] of the time.
[F] Half of the time I think I'm [Bb] in some movie, I play the [F] underdog of course [Bb]
[F] I wonder who they'll get to [Bb] play me maybe they could dig up [F] Richard Burton’s corpse [Bb]
[F] I am not who you think I [Bb] am I am quite angry which I [F] barely can conceal [Bb]
[F] You think I hate myself it's [Bb] you I hate because you have the [F] nerve to make me feel [Bb]
[Ab] I should have practiced my [Eb] scales [Ab] I should not be at-[Eb]-tracted to males
[F#] But you said I should learn to [Db] love myself
[F#] Make up your mind Dr [F#m] Frankenstein [F]
[Fm] [Bb] [Fm] [Bb]
[Dm] You could be [G] laughing sixty [Bb] three percent more [F] of the time.
[Dm] You could be [G] laughing twenty [Bb] five percent more [F] of the time.