GMF John Grant [F] You could probably say I'm [Bb] difficult, I probably [F] talk too much [Bb] [F] I over-analyze and [Bb] over-think things, yes it's a [F] nasty crutch [Bb] [F] I'm usually only waiting [Bb] for you to stop talking so [F] that I can [Bb] [F] Concerning two way streets I [Bb] have to say that I am [F] not a fan [Bb] Chorus: [Dm] But I am the greatest mother-[G]-fucker that you're [C] ever gonna [F] meet From the [Bb] top of my head [F] down to the [A] tips of the toes [Dm] on my feet [F] So go ahead and love me, [C] while it's still a [A] crime And don't for-[Dm]-get you could be [G] laughing sixty [Bb] five percent more [F] of the time [Dm] You could be [G] laughing Sixty [Bb] Five Percent more [F] of the time. [F] Half of the time I think I'm [Bb] in some movie, I play the [F] underdog of course [Bb] [F] I wonder who they'll get to [Bb] play me maybe they could dig up [F] Richard Burton’s corpse [Bb] [F] I am not who you think I [Bb] am I am quite angry which I [F] barely can conceal [Bb] [F] You think I hate myself it's [Bb] you I hate because you have the [F] nerve to make me feel [Bb] Chorus: [Ab] I should have practiced my [Eb] scales [Ab] I should not be at-[Eb]-tracted to males [F#] But you said I should learn to [Db] love myself [F#] Make up your mind Dr [F#m] Frankenstein [F] [Fm] [Bb] [Fm] [Bb] Chorus: Chorus: [Dm] You could be [G] laughing sixty [Bb] three percent more [F] of the time. [Dm] You could be [G] laughing twenty [Bb] five percent more [F] of the time.