Verse 1
G If I D had a million C dollars If I had a million G dollars
G I'd D buy you a C house I would buy you a G house
G If I D had a million C dollars If I had a million G dollars
G I'd buy you D furniture for your C house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an G ottoman
G And if I D had a million C dollars If I had a million G dollars
G Well, I'd D buy you a C K-Car A nice Reliant autoGmobile
G If I D had a million C dollars I'd buy your D love
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C If I D had a million G dollars, I'd build a Em tree fort in our C yard
C If I D had a million G dollars, you could Em help, it wouldn't be that C hard
C If I D had a million G dollars, maybe we could put a Em little tiny fridge in there someC*where
[Spoken You know, we could just go up there and D* hang out
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Verse 2
G If I D had a million C dollars If I had a million G dollars
G I'd D buy you a fur C coat but not a real fur coat that’s G cruel
G If I D had a million C dollars If I had a million G dollars
G I'd D buy you an exotic C pet Yep, like a llama, or an G emu
G And if I D had a million C dollars If I had a million G dollars
G Well, I'd D buy you John Merrick’s C remains Ooh, them crazy elephant G bones
G If I D had a million C dollars I'd buy your D love
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C If I D had a million G dollars, we wouldn’t Em have to walk to the C store
C If I D had a million G dollars, we’d take a limoEmusine, ‘cos it costs C more
C If I D had a million G dollars, we wouldn’t Em have to eat Kraft C* Dinner
[Spoken But we D* would eat Kraft Dinner, we would just eat more of them
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Verse 3
G If I D had a million C dollars If I had a million G dollars
G I'd D buy you a green C dress but not a real green dress that’s G cruel
G If I D had a million C dollars If I had a million G dollars
G I'd D buy you some C art a Picasso or a G Garfunkel
G And if I D had a million C dollars If I had a million G dollars
G Well, I'd D buy you a C monkey haven’t you always wanted a G monkey
G If I D had a million C dollars I'd buy your D love
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C If I D had a million G dollars, If I Em had a million C dollars
C If I D had a million G dollars, If I Em had a million C dollars
C If I D had a million G dol-Em-C-lars
D* I'd be rich G