My Perfect Cousin The Undertones Intro: A E7 A E7 Verse 1: Now [A] I've got a cousin called [E7] Kevin, He's [A] sure to go to [E7] Heaven, [G] always spotless, [D] clean and neat, as [G] smooth as you'll [D] get 'em. [A] Got a fur lined sheepskin [E7] jacket, My [A] ma says they cost a [E7] packet, but [G] she won't even let [D] me explain, that [G] me and Kevin, we're [D] just not the same |Chorus: |Oh, [A] my perfect [E7] cousin, |what I [A] like to do he [E7] doesn't, |[A] He's his family's [D] pride and joy, |his [Db] mother's little golden [E7] boy. [E7] Verse 2: [A] A degree in eco[E7] nomics, [A] maths, physics and bi[E7]onics, He [G] thinks that I'm a [D] cyabbage, `cos [G] I hate "University [D] Challenge", [A] Even at the age of [E7] ten, [A] Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy [E7] then, He [G] always beat me at "Sub[D]buteo", `Cos [G] he flicked to kick, and I [D] didn't know. Chorus: Verse 3: His [A] mother bought a synthe[E7]sizer, got the [A] Human League in to ad[E7]vise her, [G] Now he's making [D] lots of noise, [G] playing along with the [D] Art school boys, [A] Girls try to attract his at[E7]tention, [A] what a shame, it's in vain, [E7] total rejection, [G] he will never be [D] left on the shelf 'cos [G] Kevin, he's in [D] love with himself. |Chorus: x2 |Oh, [A] my perfect [E7] cousin, |what I [A] like to do he [E7] doesn't, |[A] He's his family's [D] pride and joy, |his [Db] mother's little golden [E7] boy. [E7] Outro: [A - Single Strum]