National Express The Divine Comedy [G7] [G7] [G7] [G7] [C] [C] [C] [C] [D7] [D7] [D7] [D7] [G] [G] [G] [G] [G] Take the National Express [Dm] when your life's in a mess [Bm7] it will make you [Dm] smile [G] All human life is here [Dm] from the feeble old [Bm] dear to the screaming [Dm] child [G] From the student who [Dm] knows that to have one of those [Bm7] would be suicide [Dm] [G] To the family [Dm] man manhandling the [Bm] pram with paternal [Dm] pride And everybody sing [G7] ba ba baba ba ba baba [C] ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba [D7] ba ba ba alright [G] [G7] we're going [C] where [D7] the air is [G] free [G] On the National Express [Dm] there's a jolly hostess [Bm7] selling crisps and [Dm] tea [G] She'll provide you with [Dm] drinks and theatrical [Bm7] winks for a sky-high [Dm] fee [G] Miniskirts were in [Dm] style when she danced down the aisle[Bm7] back in sixty [Dm] three [G] But it's hard to get [Dm] by when your arse is the [Bm7] size of a small count-[Dm]-ry And everybody sing [G7] ba ba baba ba ba baba [C] ba ba baba ba ba baba ba ba baba [D7] ba ba ba alright [G] [G] we're going [C] where the [D7] air is [Em] free [Em]//// [G]//// [C] Tomorrow bel-[G]-ongs to me..[Am] [Bm] [C] [D] [D] When you're sad and feeling blue, [Daug] with nothing better to do, [Bm7] Don't just don't sit there feeling stressed, [D7] take a trip on [*] the National [G] Express.. [Dm] [Bm] [Dm] On the National Express.. [G] [Dm] [Bm] [Dm] [G] [G] [G] [G] [Dm] [Dm] [Dm] [Dm] [Bm] [Bm] [Bm] [Bm] [Dm] [Dm][Dm] [Dm] [G] [G] [G] [G] [Dm] [Dm] [Dm] [Dm] [Bm] [Bm] [Bm] [Bm] [Dm] [Dm][Dm] [Dm] [G]