Oom-Pah-Pah Lionel Bart [D]There’s a little ditty, they’re [E]singin’ in the city Es[A]pecially when they’ve been on the [E7]gin or the [A7]beer [D]If you’ve got the patience, your [E]own imaginations should [A]Tell you just ex[E7]actly what [D]you want [A7]to [D]hear [D]Oom-pah-pah, oom-pah-pah, [E]that’s how it goes [A]Oom-pah-pah, oom-pah-pah, [D]everyone [A7]knows [D]They all suppose what they [E7]want to suppose [A]When they hear [A7]oom pah-[D]pah [D]Mister Percy Snodgrass would [E]often have the odd glass Es[A]pecially when he thought no[E7]body could [A7]see [D]Secretly he’d buy it, and [E]drink it on the quiet And [A]dream he was an [E7]earl with a [D]girl on [A7]each [D]knee [D]Oom-pah-pah, oom-pah-pah, [E]that’s how it goes [A]Oom-pah-pah, oom-pah-pah, [D]everyone [A7]knows [D]What is the cause of his [E7]red shiny nose? [A]Could it be [A7]oom pah-[D]pah? [D]Pretty little Sally, goes [E]walkin’ down the alley, Dis[A]plays her pretty ankles to [E7]all of the [A7]men [D]They could see her garters, but [E]not for free and gratis An [A]inch or two, and [E7]then she knows [D]when to [A7]say [D]when [D]Oom-pah-pah, oom-pah-pah, [E]that’s how it goes [A]Oom-pah-pah, oom-pah-pah, [D]everyone [A7]knows [D]Whether it’s hidden or [E7]whether it shows [A]It’s the same [A7]oom pah-[D]pah [*key change] [Eb]She was from the country, but [F]now she’s up a gum-tree. She [Bb]let a fella feed her, and [F7]lead her a[Bb7] long [Eb]What’s the good of cryin’, she [F]made a bed to lie in She’s [Bb]glad to bring a [F7]coin in, and [Eb]join in [Bb7] this [Eb]song [Eb]Oom-pah-pah, oom-pah-pah, [F]that’s how it goes [Bb]Oom-pah-pah, oom-pah-pah, [Eb]everyone [Bb7] knows [Eb]They all suppose what they [F7]want to suppose [*slow down] [Bb]When they hear [Bb7] oom pah-[Eb]pah