Plastic Jesus - Ed Rush
Verse 1:
[C] I don't care if it rains or [C7] freezes
[F] Long as I have my plastic Jesus
[C] Sitting on the dashboard of my [G7] car [G7]
[C] Comes in colors pink and [C7] pleasant
[F] Glows in the dark cause it's iridescent
[C] Take Him with you [G7] when you travel [C] far [C]
|Chorus:
|Plastic [C]Jesus, Plastic [F] Jesus
|[C] Riding on the dashboard of my [G7] car [G7]
|[C] I'm afraid He'll [C7] have to go
|His [F] magnets ruin my radio
|And [C] if I have a [G7] wreck he'll leave a [C] scar - SO!!
Verse 2:
[C] Get yourself a Sweet Madonna
[F] Dressed in rhinestones sittin on a
[C] Pedestal of abalone [G7] shell [G7]
[C] Goin' ninety, I ain't [C7] scary
[F] 'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
A-[C]ssuring me that [G7] I won't go to [C] Hell [C]
|Chorus:
|Plastic [C]Jesus, Plastic [F] Jesus
|[C] Riding on the dashboard of my [G7] car [G7]
|[C] Though the sunshine [C7] on His back
|[F] Makes Him peel, chip and crack
|A [C] little patching [G7] keeps Him up to [C] par [C]
|Chorus:
|Plastic [C] Jesus, Plastic [F] Jesus
|[C] Riding on the dashboard of my [G7] car [G7]
|[C] I'm afraid He'll [C7] have to go
|His [F] magnets ruin my radio
|And [C] if I have a [G7] wreck he'll leave a [C] scar [C / / / ]
Verse 1
C I don't care if it rains or C7 freezes
F Long as I have my plastic Jesus
C Sitting on the dashboard of my G7 car G7
C Comes in colors pink and C7 pleasant
F Glows in the dark cause it's iridescent
C Take Him with you G7 when you travel C far C
Chorus
Plastic CJesus, Plastic F Jesus
C Riding on the dashboard of my G7 car G7
C I'm afraid He'll C7 have to go
His F magnets ruin my radio
And C if I have a G7 wreck he'll leave a C scar - SO!!
Verse 2
C Get yourself a Sweet Madonna
F Dressed in rhinestones sittin on a
C Pedestal of abalone G7 shell G7
C Goin' ninety, I ain't C7 scary
F 'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
A-Cssuring me that G7 I won't go to C Hell C
Chorus
Plastic CJesus, Plastic F Jesus
C Riding on the dashboard of my G7 car G7
C Though the sunshine C7 on His back
F Makes Him peel, chip and crack
A C little patching G7 keeps Him up to C par C
Chorus
Plastic C Jesus, Plastic F Jesus
C Riding on the dashboard of my G7 car G7
C I'm afraid He'll C7 have to go
His F magnets ruin my radio
And C if I have a G7 wreck he'll leave a C scar C / / /