B
AG DG
AG DGA
B Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems
When you're A not looking forward
B Me, I'd like to think that life is like a drink
And I'm A hoping that it tastes like bourbon
Chorus
G You know that I've been D drunk a thousand C times
G And these should be the D best days of my C life
Life, it's not what I thought it was
A Damn blast G look at my past
I'm D ripping up my feet over G broken glass
I said A oh wow G look at me now
I'm D building up my problems to the G size of a cow
A Ahh G ahhhD ahhh, the G size of a cow
BA
B You know it would be strange to live life in a cage
And A only believe the things you see that are written on the page
B How easy would it be to be home in time for tea
and stop A feeling like a sailboat rocking on the the sea
Chorus
A Aah G AahD Ahh, the G size of a cow
A Aah G AahD Ahh, the G size of a cow
BA BA
Chorus
A Damn blast G look at my past
I'm D ripping up my feet over G broken glass
I said A oh wow G oooh look at me now
I'm D building up my problems to the G size of a cow
A Aah G AahD the G size of a cow
A Aah G AahD G
Ab A slide Ab shape up one fret to A