Size of a Cow The Wonder Stuff [B] [A][G] [D][G] [A][G] [D][G][A] [B] Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems When you're [A] not looking forward [B] Me, I'd like to think that life is like a drink And I'm [A] hoping that it tastes like bourbon Chorus: [G] You know that I've been [D] drunk a thousand [C] times [G] And these should be the [D] best days of my [C] life Life, it's not what I thought it was [A] Damn blast [G] look at my past I'm [D] ripping up my feet over [G] broken glass I said [A] oh wow [G] look at me now I'm [D] building up my problems to the [G] size of a cow [A] Ahh [G] ahhh[D] ahhh, the [G] size of a cow [B][A] [B] You know it would be strange to live life in a cage And [A] only believe the things you see that are written on the page [B] How easy would it be to be home in time for tea and stop [A] feeling like a sailboat rocking on the the sea Chorus [A] Aah [G] Aah[D] Ahh, the [G] size of a cow [A] Aah [G] Aah[D] Ahh, the [G] size of a cow [B][A] [B][A] Chorus [A] Damn blast [G] look at my past I'm [D] ripping up my feet over [G] broken glass I said [A] oh wow [G] (oooh) look at me now I'm [D] building up my problems to the [G] size of a cow [A] Aah [G] Aah[D] the [G] size of a cow [A] Aah [G] Aah[D] [G] [Ab] [A] (slide [Ab] shape up one fret to [A])