Spoof - Ukulele Hallelujah [intro] (C)[Am] [C] [Am] Now I’ve [C] heard there was a [Am] list of chords That [C] I should play ’til [Am] I got bored My [F] teacher told me [G] I must practice [C] daily [G] It [C] goes like this, [F] C, F, [G] G7 I’ll [Am] never play the [F] harp in heaven I’m [G] going to hell to [E7] play my uku-[Am]-lele Uku-[F]-lele, uku-[Am]-lele, Uku-[F]-lele, uku-[C]-le-----[G]-le [C] [C] [Am] [C] [Am] On [C] X Factor they [Am] sang this song But [C] I believe they [Am] got it wrong The [F] vocals sounded [G] shrill and far to [C] wail-ey [G] But [C] sometimes when [F] the spirit [G] moves I’m [Am] sure that laughing [F] Len approves I’ll [G] play his song [E7] upon my uku-[Am]-lele Uku-[F]-lele, uku-[Am]-lele , Uku-[F]-lele, uku-[C]-le-----[G]-le [C] [C] [Am] [C] [Am] It [C] doesn’t matter [Am] who you are Or [C] where you come from, [Am] near or far You [F] could be Greek, Bra-[G]-zilian or Is-[C]-raeli [G] No-[C]-one will want to [F] be your [G] friend Be-[Am]-cause you drive them [F] round the bend And [G] irritate them [E7] with your uku-[Am]-lele Uku-[F]-lele, uku-[Am]-lele, Uku-[F]-lele, uku-[C]-le-----[G]-le [C] [C] [Am] [C] [Am] So [C] armed with my [Am] half-dozen chords I'm [C] setting out to [Am] tread the boards At [F] folk-club sessions, [G] open mic or [C] ceilidh [G] From [C] jazz, thrash-metal, [F] country, [G] pop To [Am] little stick of [F] Blackpool Rock You'll [G] hear them all [E7] upon my uku-[Am]-lele Uku-[F]-lele, uku-[Am]-lele Uku-[F]-lele, uku-[C]-le-----[G]-le [C] [C] [Am] [C] [Am] Uku-[F]-lele, uku-[Am]-lele, Uku-[F]-lele, uku-[C]-le-----[G]-le [C]