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Ballad of Barry and Freda [F]Victoria Wood

F Freda and Barry sat one night, Dm the sky was clear, the stars were bright.
Gm7 The wind was C7 soft, Am the moon was D up.
Gm7 Freda drained her C cocoa C7 cup, F she licked her lips, she felt sublime.
Dm She switched off 'Gardeners' Question Time'.
Gm7 Barry C7 cringed in Am fear and D dread
slowing down
Gm7 As Freda grabbed his C tie, and C7 said,

F Let's do it! Let's do it, C do it while the mood is C7 right!
C7 I'm feeling Appealing, F I've really got an F72 appetite.
Bb I'm on fire with desire, I could F* handle half the tenors in a D7* male voice choir.
G7 Let's do it! C Let's do it F tonight! C7

But he said
FI can’t do it, I can’t do it,
I’ve Cgot other little jobs on  C7 hand
C7Dont grouse, around the house
FI’ve got a busy evening F72 planned
BbStop nagging, I’m flagging
F*You know as well as I do that the pipes want  D7*lagging
G7I can’t do it, CI can’t do it Ftonight.C7

So she said
F Let's do it! Let's do it, C do it till our hearts go C7 boom!
C7 Go native, creative, F living in the living F72 room.
Bb This folly is jolly, F* bend me over backwards on the D7* hostess trolley.
G7 Let's do it! C let's do it F tonight! C7

But he said
F I can't do it! I can't do it C me 'eavy breathing days C7 have gone.
C7 I'm older, Feel colder, F it's other things that turn me F72 on.
Bb I'm imploring I'm boring, F* let me read this Catalogue on D7* vinyl flooring.
G7 I can't do it. I C can't do it F tonight. C7

And she said
F Let's do it! Let's do it, C while I'm really in C7 the mood!
C7 Three cheers! It's years since I F caught you even semi-F72 nude.
Bb Be drastic; Gymnastic, F* wear your baggy Y-fronts with the D7* loose elastic.
G7 Let's do it! C Let's do it F tonight! C7

FI can’t do it, I can’t do it,
I Cknow I’d only get it  C7wrong
C7Dont angle for me to dangle
Fme arms ave never been that F72 strong
BbStop pouting, stop shouting
F*You know I pulled a muscle when I did that D7* grouting
G7I can’t do it, CI can’t do it Ftonight.C7

FLet's do it,let's do it, C I really want to rant and C7 rave
C7 Lets go, cos I know
F just how I want you to F72 behave
Bbnot bleakly, not meekly
F* Beat me on the bottom with a woman’sD7* weekly
G7Let's do it, Clet's do it Ftonight!D7

G7Let's do it, C7let's do it Ftonight!D7
G7Let's do it, C7let's do it Ftonight Am7*F*

1 2 F 1 2 3 Dm 1 1 2 Gm7 1 C7 2 Am 1 1 1 D 3 C 1 2 3 F72 1 2 3 Bb 1 2 D7 1 2 3 G7 Am7

Brown Eyed Girl/Do You Love Me/La Bamba [G]Various

Intro
G C G D x2

Verse 1
G Hey, where did C we go? G Days when the D rains came
G Down in the C hollow G playin' a D new game
G Laughing and a-Crunning, hey hey
G Skipping and a-Djumping
G In the misty C morning fog with
G Our D hearts a-thumping and C you
D My brown-eyed G girl Em
C You, my D brown-eyed girl G D7

Verse 2
G Whatever C happened G to Tuesday and D so slow
G Going down the C old mine with a… G transistor D radio
G Standing in the C sunlight laughing
G Hiding behind a D rainbow's wall G Slipping and a-Csliding Hey hey
G All along the D waterfall with you C D My brown-eyed G girl Em
C You're, my D brown-eyed girl G
D Do you remember when…when...when...when

Chorus 1
When you G loved me? I can C really D move
Do you G love me? I’m C in the D groove
Now do you G love me? C Do you D love me
C Now that I Cm can D dance dance dance dance
D7* Watch me now

Verse 3
Oh G work, work, Ah C work it all D baby
G Work, work. well you’re C drivin’ me D crazy
G Work, work With just a C little bit of D soul now
G Work  D///

Verse 4
I can G mash potato I can C mash poDtato
And I can G do the twist I can C do the D twist
Now G tell me baby C Tell me D baby
Do you G like it like this? C Like it like D this
D Tell me...tell me...tell me...tell me D7

Chorus 2
G BamCba, D bamba x4
D* Yo no soy marinGero C D
Yo no soy marinGero, soy C capiDtán
Soy capiGtán, soy C capiDtán
G BamCba, D bamba x3

Chorus 3
We used to G sing
Sha la-la C la la la la G la la la-la te D da
G Sha la-la C la la la la G la la la-la te D da
G Sha la-la C la la la la G la la la-la te D da
G Sha la-la C la la la la G la la la-la te D da
La te G da G

CHA CHA CHA!

1 2 3 G 3 C 1 1 1 D 1 2 3 Em 1 2 D7 1 1 1 Cm

Deadwood Stage [D]Doris Day

D D D D

Oh the D Deadwood Stage is a-rollin' on over the plains,
With the curtains flappin' and the driver slappin' the A reins.
Beautiful A7 sky, a D wonderful day.
A Whip crack-away, A whip crack-away, A whip crack a Dway!

Oh the D Deadwood Stage is a-headin' on over the hills,
Where the Injun arrows are thicker than porcupine A quills.
Dangerous A7 land, no D time to delay.
So, A whip crack away, A whip crack away, A whip crack aDway!

We're headin' G straight for town, D loaded down,
A with a fancy D cargo,
A Care of Wells and G Fargo, IlliAnois A7 boy!

Oh the DDeadwood Stage is a-comin' on over the crest,
Like a homing pigeon that's a-hankerin' after its A nest.
Twenty three A7 miles we've D covered today.
So, A whip crack away, A whip crack away, A whip crack aDway!

The wheels go G turnin' round, D homeward bound,
A Can't you hear 'em D humming,
A Happy times are G coming for to A stay A7 hey!

We'll be D home tonight by the light of the silvery moon,
And our hearts are thumpin' like a mandolin plunking a A tune.
When I get A7 home, I'm D fixing to stay.
So, A whip crack-away, A whip crack-away, A whip crack aDway.

Instrumental & Kazoos to tune of verse
D D D D
D D D A
A7A7 DD
A* A* A* D

The wheels go G turnin' round, D homeward bound,
A Can't you hear 'em D humming,
A Happy times are G coming for to A stay A7 hey

Oh my D throats as dry as a desert thistle in May
In the Golden Garter, gonna wet my whistle A today
A7 Last at the bar's, a D three-legged crow
A Set 'em up Joe, A Set 'em up Joe, A Set 'em up DJoe

A Set 'em up Joe, A Set 'em up Joe, A Set 'em up DJooooooooe .....

A* Yeee D* Haaaa!

1 1 1 D 1 2 A 1 A7 1 2 3 G

Fat Bottomed Girls [D]Queen

Intro - Acappela
Aaaaaare you gonna take me home tonight?
Aaaaah down beside that red firelight
Aaaaare you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go D round

Verse 1 - Strumming
I was D just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my A nursery
Left D alone with big fat Fanny ... she was G such a naughty nanny
Heap big D woman, you made a A bad boy out of D me D*

Verse 2
I've been D singing with my band, across the water across the land
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the A way
But their D beauty and their style ... went kind of G smooth after a while
Take me D to them dirty A ladies every D time D*

Chorus
D Ohhhhh won't you Ctake me home G tonight?
D Ohhhhh down C beside your red fire-A-light
D Ohhhhh and you G give it all you got
Fat bottomed D girls, you make the A rockin' world go D round G yeah
G Fat bottomed D girls, you make the A rockin' world go D round D*

Instrumental
G D A D
G D A G*

Verse 3
Now I got D mortgages and homes, I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locali-A-ty I tell ya!
Oh but D I still get my pleasure ... still G got my greatest treasure
Heap big D woman you gone and A made a big man of D me D*

Chorus
D Oh won't you C take me home G tonight? Please!
D Oh down C beside that red fire-A-light
D Oh you gotta G let it all hang out
Fat bottomed D girls You make the A rockin' world go D round G yeah!
Fat bottomed D girls You make the A rockin' world go D round

D / /

1 1 1 D 1 2 A 1 2 3 G 3 C

Kiss [E]Prince

Intro
E7 Riff Ha!

Verse 1
A A A A* Stop
You don't have to be A beautiful, to turn me on
I just need your A body baby, from dusk till dawn
You don't need ex-D-perience, to turn me out,
You just leave it all A up to me,
I'm gonna show you what it's all about

Chorus
You don't have to be E7 rich, to be my girl
You don't have to be D cool, to rule my world
Ain't no particular E7 sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your D extra time and your
E7 Riff Kiss

Verse 2
A A A A* Stop
You got to not talk A dirty, baby, if you want to impress me
You can't be to A flirty, mama. I know how to undress me Yeah
I want to be your D fantasy, maybe you could be mine
You just leave it all A up to me, we could have a good time

Chorus

Verse 3
A A A A* Stop
Women not A girls rule my world, I said they rule my world
Act your A age, mama not your shoe size, maybe we could do the twirl
You don't have to watch D Dynasty, to have an attitude
You just leave it all A up to me, my love will be your food Yeah

Chorus
You don't have to be E7 rich, to be my girl
You don't have to be D cool, to rule my world
Ain't no particular E7 sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your D extra time and your
E7 Riff Kiss

Outro
A A A A* Stop
Cha cha cha!

1 2 3 E7 1 2 A 1 1 1 D

Teenage Kicks [C]Undertones

Intro
C Cmaj7 Am Cmaj7
C Cmaj7 Am Cmaj7

Verse 1
C A teenage dream's so hard to beat Cmaj7
Am Every time she walks down the street Cmaj7
C Another girl in the neighbourhood Cmaj7
Am Wish she was mine, she looks so good

Chorus
F I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get G teenage kicks all through the night C

Verse 2
C I'm gonna call her on the telephone Cmaj7
Am Have her over 'cos I'm all alone Cmaj7
C I need excitement, though i need it bad Cmaj7
Am And it's the best i've ever had

Chorus
F I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get G teenage kicks all through the night C

Instrumental + Kazoo
C Cmaj7 Am Cmaj7
C Cmaj7 Am Cmaj7

Verse 3
C A teenage dream's so hard to beat Cmaj7
Am Every time she walks down the street Cmaj7
C Another girl in the neighbourhood Cmaj7
Am Wish she was mine, she looks so good

Chorus
F I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get G teenage kicks all through the night C

Verse 4
C I'm gonna call her on the telephone Cmaj7
Am Have her over 'cos I'm all alone Cmaj7
C I need excitement, though i need it bad Cmaj7
Am And it's the best i've ever had

Chorus
F I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get G teenage kicks all through the night C

Outro
C F G C*

3 C 2 Cmaj7 2 Am 1 2 F 1 2 3 G

These Boots Are Made for Walkin’ [A]Nancy Sinatra

Intro]
[On C string
99 88 77 66 55 44 33 20 A

Verse 1
A You keep saying you've got something for me
A Something you call love but confess A7
D You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a mess in'
And now A someone else is gettin' all your best

Chorus
These C boots are made for A walking
And C that's just what they'll A do
C One of these days these A boots are gonna
Walk all over you

On C string 99 88 77 66 55 44 33 20 A

Verse 2
A You keep lying when you oughta be truthin'
And you keep losin' when you oughta not bet A7
D You keep samin' when you oughta be changing'
Now what's A right is right but you ain't been right yet

Chorus

Verse 3
A You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin'
And you keep thinkin' that you'll never get burnt. A7 Ha!
D I just found me a brand new box of matches, yeah
And A what he knows you ain't had time to learn

Chorus
These C boots are made for A walking
And C that's just what they'll A do
C One of these days these A boots are gonna
Walk all over you

On C string 99 88 77 66 55 44 33 20 A

Outro
A Are ya ready boots? Start walking!

Ba-Dabba-Dap,
Ba-Dabba-Dap,
Ba-Dabba-Dap,
continue ba-dabba-dapping until counted out

1 2 A 1 A7 1 1 1 D 3 C