Ballad of Barry and Freda Victoria Wood [F] Freda and Barry sat one night, [Dm] the sky was clear, the stars were bright. [Gm7] The wind was [C7] soft, [Am] the moon was [D] up. [Gm7] Freda drained her [C] cocoa [C7] cup, [F] she licked her lips, she felt sublime. [Dm] She switched off 'Gardeners' Question Time'. [Gm7] Barry [C7] cringed in [Am] fear and [D] dread [slowing down] [Gm7] As Freda grabbed his [C] tie, and [C7] said, [F] Let's do it! Let's do it, [C] do it while the mood is [C7] right! [C7] I'm feeling Appealing, [F] I've really got an [F7^2] appetite. [Bb] I'm on fire with desire, I could [F*] handle half the tenors in a [D7*] male voice choir. [G7] Let's do it! [C] Let's do it [F] tonight! [C7] But he said: [F]I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I’ve [C]got other little jobs on [C7] hand [C7]Dont grouse, around the house [F]I’ve got a busy evening [F7^2] planned [Bb]Stop nagging, I’m flagging [F*]You know as well as I do that the pipes want [D7*]lagging [G7]I can’t do it, [C]I can’t do it [F]tonight.[C7] So she said: [F] Let's do it! Let's do it, [C] do it till our hearts go [C7] boom! [C7] Go native, creative, [F] living in the living [F7^2] room. [Bb] This folly is jolly, [F*] bend me over backwards on the [D7*] hostess trolley. [G7] Let's do it! [C] let's do it [F] tonight! [C7] But he said: [F] I can't do it! I can't do it [C] me 'eavy breathing days [C7] have gone. [C7] I'm older, Feel colder, [F] it's other things that turn me [F7^2] on. [Bb] I'm imploring I'm boring, [F*] let me read this Catalogue on [D7*] vinyl flooring. [G7] I can't do it. I [C] can't do it [F] tonight. [C7] And she said: [F] Let's do it! Let's do it, [C] while I'm really in [C7] the mood! [C7] Three cheers! It's years since I [F] caught you even semi-[F7^2] nude. [Bb] Be drastic; Gymnastic, [F*] wear your baggy Y-fronts with the [D7*] loose elastic. [G7] Let's do it! [C] Let's do it [F] tonight! [C7] [F]I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I [C]know I’d only get it [C7]wrong [C7]Dont angle for me to dangle [F]me arms ave never been that [F7^2] strong [Bb]Stop pouting, stop shouting [F*]You know I pulled a muscle when I did that [D7*] grouting [G7]I can’t do it, [C]I can’t do it [F]tonight.[C7] [F]Let's do it,let's do it, [C] I really want to rant and [C7] rave [C7] Lets go, cos I know [F] just how I want you to [F7^2] behave [Bb]not bleakly, not meekly [F*] Beat me on the bottom with a woman’s[D7*] weekly [G7]Let's do it, [C]let's do it [F]tonight![D7] [G7]Let's do it, [C7]let's do it [F]tonight![D7] [G7]Let's do it, [C7]let's do it [F]tonight [Am7*][F*]

Brown Eyed Girl/Do You Love Me/La Bamba - Various [G] [C] [G] [D] x2 [G] Hey, where did [C]we go? [G] Days when the [D]rains came [G] Down in the [C]hollow [G] playin' a [D]new game [G] Laughing and a-[C]running, hey hey [G] Skipping and a-[D]jumping [G] In the misty [C]morning fog with [G] Our [D]hearts a-thumping and [C]you [D] My brown-eyed [G]girl [Em] [C] You, my [D] brown-eyed girl [G] [D7] [G] Whatever [C]happened [G] to Tuesday and [D]so slow [G] Going down the [C]old mine with a… [G] transistor [D]radio [G] Standing in the [C]sunlight laughing [G] Hiding behind a [D]rainbow's wall [G] Slipping and a-[C]sliding (Hey hey) [G] All along the [D]waterfall with you [C] [D] My brown-eyed [G]girl [Em] [C] You, my [D] brown-eyed girl [G] [D7] [D] Do you remember when… [D7] When you [G] loved me? (I can [C]really [D]move) Do you [G]love me? (I’m [C]in the [D]groove) Now do you [G]love me? ([C]Do you [D]love me) [C]Now that I [Cm] can [D]dance dance dance dance [D7*]Watch me now Oh [G]work, work, Ah [C]work it all [D]baby [G]Work, work Well you’re [C]drivin’ me [D]crazy [G]Work, work With just a [C]little bit of [D]soul now [G]Work [D7] I can [G]mash potato I can [C]mash po[D]tato And I can [G]do the twist I can [C]do the [D]twist Now [G]tell me baby [C]Tell me [D]baby Do you [G]like it like this? [C]Like it like [D]this [D]Tell me tell me tell me[D7] [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba [D*] Yo no soy marin[G]ero [C] [D] Yo no soy marin[G]ero, soy [C]capi[D]tán Soy capi[G]tán, soy [C]capi[D]tán [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba we used to [G]sing Sha la-la [C]la la la la [G]la la la-la te [D]da [G] Sha la-la [C]la la la la [G]la la la-la te [D]da [G] Sha la-la [C]la la la la [G]la la la-la te [D]da [G] Sha la-la [C]la la la la [G]la la la-la te [D] da La te [G]da CHA CHA CHA!

Deadwood Stage Doris Day [D] Oh the [D] Deadwood Stage is a-rollin' on over the plains, With the curtains flappin' and the driver slappin' the [A] reins. Beautiful [A7] sky, a [D] wonderful day. [A] Whip crack-away, [A] whip crack-away, [A] whip crack a [D]way! Oh the [D] Deadwood Stage is a-headin' on over the hills, Where the Injun arrows are thicker than porcupine [A] quills. Dangerous [A7] land, no [D] time to delay. So, [A] whip crack away, [A] whip crack away, [A] whip crack a[D]way! We're headin' [G] straight for town, [D] loaded down, [A] with a fancy [D] cargo, [A] Care of Wells and [G] Fargo, Illi[A]nois [A7] boy! Oh the [D]Deadwood Stage is a-comin' on over the crest, Like a homing pigeon that's a-hankerin' after its [A] nest. Twenty three [A7] miles we've [D] covered today. So, [A] whip crack away, [A] whip crack away, [A] whip crack a[D]way! The wheels go [G] turnin' round, [D] homeward bound, [A] Can't you hear 'em [D] humming, [A] Happy times are [G] coming for to [A] stay [A7] hey! We'll be [D] home tonight by the light of the silvery moon, And our hearts are thumpin' like a mandolin plunking a [A] tune. When I get [A7] home, I'm [D] fixing to stay. So, [A] whip crack-away, [A] whip crack-away, [A] whip crack a[D]way. Instrumental verse: [D] [A] [A7] [D] [A*] [A*] [A*] [D] The wheels go [G] turnin' round, [D] homeward bound, [A] Can't you hear 'em [D] humming, [A] Happy times are [G] coming for to [A] stay [A7] hey Oh my [D] throats as dry as a desert thistle in May In the Golden Garter, gonna wet my whistle [A] today [A7] Last at the bar's, a [D] three-legged crow [A] Set 'em up Joe, [A] Set 'em up Joe, [A] Set 'em up [D]Joe [A] Set 'em up Joe, [A] Set 'em up Joe, [A] Set 'em up [D]Joooooooooe [A] Yeee [D] Haaaa!

Fat Bottomed Girls [D] Queen [Acappela] Aaaaaare you gonna take me home tonight? Aaaaah down beside that red firelight Aaaaare you gonna let it all hang out? Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round [Strumming] I was [D] just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my [A] nursery Left [D] alone with big fat Fanny, she was [G] such a naughty nanny Heap big [D] woman you made a [A] fat boy out of [D] me [D*] I've been [D] singing with my band, across the water across the land I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the [A] way But their [D] beauty and their style, Went kind of [G] smooth after a while Take me [D] to them dirty [A] ladies every [D] time [D*] [D] Ohhhhh won't you [C]take me home [G] tonight? [D] Ohhhhh down [C] beside your red fire-[A]-light [D] Ohhhhh and you [G] give it all you got Fat bottomed [D] girls, You make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [G] (yeah) [G] Fat bottomed [D] girls, You make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [D*] [G] [D] [A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G*] Now I got [D] mortgages and homes, I got stiffness in the bones Ain't no beauty queens in this locali-[A]-ty (I tell ya!) Oh but [D] I still get my pleasure, Still [G] got my greatest treasure Heap big [D] woman you gone and [A] made a big man of [D] me [D*] [D] Oh won't you [C] take me home [G] tonight? (Please!) [D] Oh down [C] beside that red fire-[A]-light [D] Oh you gotta [G] let it all hang out Fat bottomed [D] girls You make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [G] (yeah!) Fat bottomed [D] girls You make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [D*]

Kiss Prince Intro: [E7]!!! Ha! [A] You don't have to be [A] beautiful, to turn me on I just need your [A] body baby, from dusk till dawn You don't need ex-[D]-perience, to turn me out, You just leave it all [A] up to me, I'm gonna show you what it's all about |Chorus: |You don't have to be [E7] rich, to be my girl |You don't have to be [D] cool, to rule my world |Ain't no particular [E7] sign I'm more compatible with |I just want your [D] extra time and your |[E7] Kiss [A] You got to not talk [A] dirty, baby, if you want to impress me You can't be to [A] flirty, mama. I know how to undress me (Yeah) I want to be your [D] fantasy, maybe you could be mine You just leave it all [A] up to me, we could have a good time Chorus: [A] Women not [A] girls rule my world, I said they rule my world Act your [A] age, mama not your shoe size, maybe we could do the twirl You don't have to watch [D] Dynasty, to have an attitude You just leave it all [A] up to me, my love will be your food Yeah Chorus: [A] Cha cha cha!

Teenage Kicks Undertones Intro: [C] [Cmaj7] [Am] [Cmaj7] [C] [Cmaj7] [Am] [Cmaj7] [C] A teenage dream's so hard to beat [Cmaj7] [Am] Every time she walks down the street [Cmaj7] [C] Another girl in the neighbourhood [Cmaj7] [Am] Wish she was mine, she looks so good [F] I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight Get [G] teenage kicks all through the night [C] [C] I'm gonna call her on the telephone [Cmaj7] [Am] Have her over 'cos I'm all alone [Cmaj7] [C] I need excitement, though i need it bad [Cmaj7] [Am] And it's the best i've ever had [F] I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight Get [G] teenage kicks all through the night [C] [Kazoo] [C] [Cmaj7] [Am] [Cmaj7] [C] [Cmaj7] [Am] [Cmaj7] [C] A teenage dream's so hard to beat [Cmaj7] [Am] Every time she walks down the street [Cmaj7] [C] Another girl in the neighbourhood [Cmaj7] [Am] Wish she was mine, she looks so good [F] I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight Get [G] teenage kicks all through the night [C] [C] I'm gonna call her on the telephone [Cmaj7] [Am] Have her over 'cos I'm all alone [Cmaj7] [C] I need excitement, though i need it bad [Cmaj7] [Am] And it's the best i've ever had [F] I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight Get [G] teenage kicks all through the night [C] [C] [F] [G] [C]

These Boots Are Made for Walkin’ [A] Nancy Sinatra |Intro on C string: 99 88 77 66 55 44 33 20 [A] [A] You keep saying you've got something for me [A] Something you call love but confess [A7] [D] You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a mess in' And now [A] someone else is gettin' all your best These [C] boots are made for [A] walking And [C] that's just what they'll [A] do [C] One of these days these [A] boots are gonna Walk all over you |On C string: 99 88 77 66 55 44 33 20 [A] [A] You keep lying when you oughta be truthin' And you keep losin' when you oughta not bet [A7] [D] You keep samin' when you oughta be changing' Now what's [A] right is right but you ain't been right yet These [C] boots are made for [A] walking And [C]that's just what they'll [A] do [C] One of these days these [A] boots are gonna Walk all over you |On C string: 99 88 77 66 55 44 33 20 [A] [A] You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin' And you keep thinkin' that you'll never get burnt. [A7] Ha! [D] I just found me a brand new box of matches, yeah And [A] what he knows you ain't had time to learn These [C] boots are made for [A] walking And [C] that's just what they'll [A] do [C] One of these days these [A] boots are gonna Walk all over you |On C string: 99 88 77 66 55 44 33 20 [A] [A]Are ya ready boots? Start walking!