Teenage Dirtbag
Wheatus
Intro: [F] [C] [F] [Bb] x2
Her [F]name is No[C]elle... [F]I have a [Bb]dream about her
[F]She rings my [C]bell... I got [F]gym class in [Bb]half an hour
[F]Oh how she [C]rocks... in [F]keds and tube [Bb]socks
But [Dm]she doesn’t [Bb]know who I [C]am
And [Dm]she doesn’t [Bb]give a [C]damn about me
Cos [F]I’m just a [Bb]teenage [C]dirtbag [Dm]baby [Am]
Yeah [F]I’m just a [Bb]teenage [C]dirtbag [Dm]baby [Am]
[F]Listen to [Bb]Iron [C]Maiden [Dm]baby, [Am]with
[F]me [Bb]Ooo-ooo [C]oooh
[Riff] [Dm// Am// Bb// C//]
Her [F]boyfriend’s a [C]dick... [F]he brings a [Bb]gun to school
And [F]he’d simply [C]kick... my [F]ass if he [Bb]knew the truth
He [F]lives on my [C]block... and [F]drives an I[Bb]ROC
But [Dm]he doesn’t [Bb]know who I [C]am
And [Dm]he doesn’t [Bb]give a [C]damn about me
Cos [F]I’m just a [Bb]teenage [C]dirtbag [Dm]baby [Am]
Yeah [F]I’m just a [Bb]teenage [C]dirtbag [Dm]baby [Am]
[F]Listen to [Bb]Iron [C]Maiden [Dm]baby, [Am]with
[F]me [Bb]Ooo-ooo [C]oooh
[Riff] [Dm// Am// Bb// C//]
[F] [Bb] Oh yeaaa-[F]-ah [Bb] dirtbaaaa-[F]-aaa-[Bb]-ag
No [Dm]she does[Am]n’t know [Bb]what she’s [C]missing
[F] [Bb] Oh yeaaa-[F]-ah [Bb] dirtbaaaa-[F]-aaa-[Bb]-ag
No [Dm]she does[Am]n’t know [Bb]what she’s [C]missing
[F] [C] [F] [Bb] x2
Man [F]I feel like [C]mould... it’s [F]prom night and [Bb]I am lonely
[F]Lo and be[C]hold... [F]she’s walking [Bb]over to me
[F]This must be [C]fake... my [F]lip starts to [Bb]shake
[Dm]How does she [Bb]know who I [C]am?
And [Dm]why does she [Bb]give a [C]damn about me?
[Quieter - getting louder]
I’ve got two [F]tickets to [Bb]Iron [C]Maiden [Dm]baby [Am]
[F]Come with me [Bb]Friday [C]don’t say [Dm]maybe [Am]
[F]I’m just a [Bb]teenage [C]dirtbag [Dm]baby, [Am]like
[F]you [Bb] [C]
[Riff] [Dm// Am// Bb// C//]
[F] [Bb] Oh yeaaa-[F]-ah [Bb] dirtbaaaa-[F]-aaa-[Bb]-ag
No [Dm]she does[Am]n’t know [Bb]what she’s [C]missing
[F] [Bb] Oh yeaaa-[F]-ah [Bb] dirtbaaaa-[F]-aaa-[Bb]-ag
No [Dm]she does[Am]n’t know [Bb]what she’s [C]missing
[F] [C] [F] [Bb] x2
[Riff] [Dm// Am// Bb// C//]
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