Fuck Christmas - Eric Idle
Intro- Whistle Jingle Bells:
[C]
Verse 1:
Fuck [C] Christmas! [Am]... It's a [Dm] waste of fucking [G] time
Fuck [C] Santa [Am] ... He's just [Dm] out to get your [G] dime
Fuck [F] Holly and Fuck [C] Ivy
And fuck [Dm] all that [G] mistle[C]toe
White-[D] bearded [E7] big fat [Am] bastards ...
Ringing [F] bells where e'er you [G] go
And [Am] bloated men in [Am7] shopping malls...
All [Am] going Ho-Ho-[F] Ho
It's [C] fucking Christmas [G] time a[C]gain!
Instrumental:
[Am] [Dm] [G]
Verse 2:
Fuck [C] Christmas [Am].... It's a [Dm] fucking Disney [G] show
Fuck [C] reindeer [Am]..... And [Dm] all that fucking [G] snow
Fuck [F] carols and fuck [C] Rudolph
And his [Dm] stupid [G] fucking [C] nose
And [D] fucking [E7] sleigh bells [Am] tinkling
Every[F] where you fucking [G] goes
Fuck [Am] stockings and fuck [Am7] shopping
It just [Am] drives us all in[F]sane
[single strums]
Go [C] tell the elves to [Am] FUCK themselves
It's [Dm] Christmas [G] time a[C]gain!
[Outro- Whistle Jingle Bells]
Fuck Christmas [C]Eric Idle
Intro- Whistle Jingle Bells C
Verse 1 Fuck C Christmas! Am... It's a Dm waste of fucking G time Fuck C Santa Am ... He's just Dm out to get your G dime Fuck F Holly and Fuck C Ivy And fuck Dm all that G mistleCtoe White-D bearded E7 big fat Am bastards ... Ringing F bells where e'er you G go And Am bloated men in Am7 shopping malls... All Am going Ho-Ho-F Ho It's C fucking Christmas G time aCgain!
Instrumental AmDmG
Verse 2 Fuck C Christmas Am.... It's a Dm fucking Disney G show Fuck C reindeer Am..... And Dm all that fucking G snow Fuck F carols and fuck C Rudolph And his Dm stupid G fucking C nose And D fucking E7 sleigh bells Am tinkling EveryF where you fucking G goes Fuck Am stockings and fuck Am7 shopping It just Am drives us all inFsane
single strums Go C tell the elves to Am FUCK themselves It's Dm Christmas G time aCgain!