Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer [G] - Randy Brooks |[CHORUS] |[G] Grandma got run over by a reindeer |Walking home from our house Christmas [C] Eve |[C] You can say there's no such thing as [G] Santa |But [D] as for me and grandpa we be-[G]lieve... [F*] [C*] [G*] Verse 1: [NC] She'd been drinking too much [D] egg nog And we begged her not to [G] go But she forgot her medi-[C]cation And she [D] staggered out the door into the [G] snow Verse 2: [NC] When we found her Christmas [D] morning At the scene of the a-[G]ttack She had hoofprints on her [C] forehead and in-[D]criminating claw marks on her [G] back [CHORUS] Verse 3: [NC] Now we're all so proud of [D] grandpa He's been taking this so [G] well See him in there watching [C] football Drinking [D] beer and playing cards with cousin [G] Mel Verse 4: [NC] It's not Christmas without [D] grandma All the family's dressed in [G] black And we just cant help but [C] wonder Should we [D] open up her gifts or send them [G] back [SEND THEM BACK!! Oh] |[CHORUS] |[G] Grandma got run over by a reindeer |Walking home from our house Christmas [C] Eve |[C] You can say there's no such thing as [G] Santa |But [D] as for me and grandpa we be-[G]lieve... [F*] [C*] [G*] Verse 5: [NC] Now the goose is on the [D] table And the pudding made of [G] fig And the blue and silver [C] candles That would [D] just have matched the hair in grandma's [G] wig Verse 5: [NC] I've warned all my friends and [D] neighbours Better watch out for your-[G]selves They should never give a [C] licence To a [D] man who drives a sleigh and lives with [G] elves! [CHORUS] Outro: [G] Grandma got run over by a reindeer [G] Walking home from our house Christmas [C] Eve [C] You can say there's no such thing as [G] Santa But [D] as for me and grandpa we be-[G]lieve. But [D] as for me and grandpa we be-[G]lieve [C*] [G*]