On The Chaise longue[C] - Wetleg
[G][G][G][C] x2
[G] Mommy, daddy, look at [C] me
[G] I went to school, and I got a deg-[C]-ree
[G] All my friends call it "the big [C] D"
[G] I went to school, and I got the big [C] D
[G] [G] ...I got the big [C] D
[G] [G] ...I got the big [C] D
[G] [G] ...I got the big [C] D
[G] I went to school, and I got the big [C] D
[G][G][G][C]
[G] Is your muffin buttered? [C]
[G] Would you like us to assign someone to butter your [C] muffin?
[G] Excuse me (what?) [C]
[G] Excuse me (what?) [C]
[G] ...Hey you, over [C] there
[G] On the chaise longue in your under-[C]-wear
[G] What are you doing sitting [C] down?
[G] You should be, horizontal [C] now
[G][G][G][C] x2
[G] On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, [C] on the chaise
[G] Longue all day long, on the chaise [C] longue
[G] On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, [C] on the chaise
[G] Longue all day long, on the chaise [C] longue
[G*] Is your mother worried?
Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother?
Excuse me (what?)
Excuse me (what?)
[G*] Hey you, in the front row
Are you coming backstage after the show?
Because I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room
And a pack of warm beer that we can consume
[G][G][G][C] x2
[*] On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise
Longue all day long, on the chaise longue
[*] On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise
Longue all day long, on the chaise longue
[G][G][G][C] x2
[G] On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, [C] on the chaise
[G] Longue all day long, on the chaise [C] longue
[G] On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, [C] on the chaise
[G] Longue all day long, on the chaise [C] longue
[G] All-day-long, all-day-long, on the chaise [C] longue
[G] All-day-long, all-day-long, on the chaise [C] longue
[G] All-day-long, all-day-long, on the chaise [C] longue
[G] On the chaise longue, all day long, [C] on the chaise [G] longue.