On The Chaise longue[C] - Wet Leg [Intro] [G][G][G][C] x2 Verse 1: [G] Mommy, daddy, look at [C] me [G] I went to school, and I got a deg-[C]-ree [G] All my friends call it "the big [C] D" [G] I went to school, and I got the big [C] D [G] ...I got the big [C] D [G] ...I got the big [C] D [G] ...I got the big [C] D [G] I went to school, and I got the big [C] D Instrumental: [G][G][G][C] Verse 2: [G] Is your muffin buttered? [C] [G] Would you like us to assign someone to butter your [C] muffin? [G] Excuse me (what?) [C] [G] Excuse me (what?) [C] [G] ...Hey you, over [C] there [G] On the chaise longue in your under-[C]-wear [G] What are you doing sitting [C] down? [G] You should be, horizontal [C] now Instrumental: [G][G][G][C] x2 |Chorus 2: |[G] On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, [C] on the chaise |[G] Longue all day long, on the chaise [C] longue |[G] On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, [C] on the chaise |[G] Longue all day long, on the chaise [C] longue Verse 3: [G*] Is your mother worried? [G*] Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother? [G*] Excuse me (what?) [G*] Excuse me (what?) [G*] Hey you, in the front row [G*] Are you coming backstage after the show? [G*] Because I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room [G*] And a pack of warm beer that we can consume Instrumental: [G][G][G][C] x2 Chorus 2 Acapella/Scratching: Instrumental: [G][G][G][C] x2 Chorus 2: [Outro] [G] All-day-long, all-day-long, on the chaise [C] longue [G] All-day-long, all-day-long, on the chaise [C] longue [G] All-day-long, all-day-long, on the chaise [C] longue [G] On the chaise longue, all day long, [C] on the chaise [G*] longue.