Dear Penis - Rodney Carrington [Verse 1] Dear [D] Penis, [G] I don't think I [A] like you any[D]more You [G] used to watch me [A] shave, now all you [D] do is stare at the floor Oh Dear [G] Penis, I don't [A] like you any[D]more [G] It used be me and [A] you a paper [D] towel and a dirty magazine [G] Thats all we [A] needed to get [D] by [G] Now it seems [A] things have changed and I [D] think that youre the one to blame Dear [G] Penis I dont [A] like you any[D]more [Verse 2] (he sings) Dear [D] Rod[G]ney I dont think I [A] like you any[D]more [G] Cause when you get to [A] drinkin', you put me [D] places I've never been before Oh [G] Rodney I dont [A] like you any[D]more [G] Why can't we just [A] get a grip on our [D] man to hand relationship [G] Come to terms with [A] truly how we [D] feel [G] If we put our [A] heads together, [D] we can just stay home forever Dear [G] Penis, I think I [A] like you after [D] all Oh and [G] Rodney while youre [A] shavin', shave my [D] balls