If I Had $1,000,000 - Barenaked Ladies Verse 1: [G] If I [D] had a million [C] dollars (If I had a million [G] dollars) [G] I'd [D] buy you a [C] house (I would buy you a [G] house) [G] If I [D] had a million [C] dollars (If I had a million [G] dollars) [G] I'd buy you [D] furniture for your [C] house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an [G] ottoman) [G] And if I [D] had a million [C] dollars (If I had a million [G] dollars) [G] Well, I'd [D] buy you a [C] K-Car (A nice Reliant auto[G]mobile) [G] If I [D] had a million [C] dollars I'd buy your [D] love [D] Bridge] [C] If I [D] had a million [G] dollars, (I'd build a [Em] tree fort in our [C] yard) [C] If I [D] had a million [G] dollars, (you could [Em] help, it wouldn't be that [C] hard) [C] If I [D] had a million [G] dollars, (maybe we could put a [Em] little tiny fridge in there some[C*]where) [Spoken: You know, we could just go up there and [D*] hang out Instrumental: [G] [D] [C] [C] [G] [D] [C] [C] [*] Verse 2: [G] If I [D] had a million [C] dollars (If I had a million [G] dollars) [G] I'd [D] buy you a fur [C] coat (but not a real fur coat that’s [G] cruel) [G] If I [D] had a million [C] dollars (If I had a million [G] dollars) [G] I'd [D] buy you an exotic [C] pet (Yep, like a llama, or an [G] emu) [G] And if I [D] had a million [C] dollars (If I had a million [G] dollars) [G] Well, I'd [D] buy you John Merrick’s [C] remains (Ooh, them crazy elephant [G] bones) [G] If I [D] had a million [C] dollars I'd buy your [D] love [D] Bridge] [C] If I [D] had a million [G] dollars, (we wouldn’t [Em] have to walk to the [C] store) [C] If I [D] had a million [G] dollars, (we’d take a limo[Em]usine, ‘cos it costs [C] more) [C] If I [D] had a million [G] dollars, (we wouldn’t [Em] have to eat Kraft [C*] Dinner) [Spoken: But we [D*] would eat Kraft Dinner, we would just eat more of them Instrumental: [G] [D] [C] [C] [G] [D] [C] [C] [*] Verse 3: [G] If I [D] had a million [C] dollars (If I had a million [G] dollars) [G] I'd [D] buy you a green [C] dress (but not a real green dress that’s [G] cruel) [G] If I [D] had a million [C] dollars (If I had a million [G] dollars) [G] I'd [D] buy you some [C] art (a Picasso or a [G] Garfunkel) [G] And if I [D] had a million [C] dollars (If I had a million [G] dollars) [G] Well, I'd [D] buy you a [C] monkey (haven’t you always wanted a [G] monkey) [G] If I [D] had a million [C] dollars I'd buy your [D] love [D] Outro: [C] If I [D] had a million [G] dollars, (If I [Em] had a million [C] dollars) [C] If I [D] had a million [G] dollars, (If I [Em] had a million [C] dollars) [C] If I [D] had a million [G] dol-[Em]-[C]-lars [D*] I'd be rich [G]