Hermless[C] - Michael Marra C Am Em G Wi' ma hand on ma heart and ma heart in my mooth C Am G With arms that could reach o'er the sea C Am Em F Ma feet might be big but the insects are safe F G C They'll never get stood on by me |[Chorus] |C Am Em G |Hermless, hermless | C Am G |There's never nae bother frae me | C Am Em F |Ah go tae the library an' tak' oot a book |F G C |Then Ah go hame for ma tea There's ane or twa lads that Ah could ca' my chums They're canny and meek as can be There's Tam wi' his pigeons, and Will wi' his mice And Robert McClenaghan and me Ah collect a' the coupons that come wi' the soup And when Ah have saved fifty-three Ah send away fifty, put three in a drawer And something gets posted tae me Hermless, hermless, There's never nae bother frae me Naeb'dy would notice if I wasnae there If I didnae go hame for ma tea