Hermless[C] - Michael Marra
C Am Em G
Wi' ma hand on ma heart and ma heart in my mooth
C Am G
With arms that could reach o'er the sea
C Am Em F
Ma feet might be big but the insects are safe
F G C
They'll never get stood on by me
|[Chorus]
|C Am Em G
|Hermless, hermless
| C Am G
|There's never nae bother frae me
| C Am Em F
|Ah go tae the library an' tak' oot a book
|F G C
|Then Ah go hame for ma tea
There's ane or twa lads that Ah could ca' my chums
They're canny and meek as can be
There's Tam wi' his pigeons, and Will wi' his mice
And Robert McClenaghan and me
Ah collect a' the coupons that come wi' the soup
And when Ah have saved fifty-three
Ah send away fifty, put three in a drawer
And something gets posted tae me
Hermless, hermless,
There's never nae bother frae me
Naeb'dy would notice if I wasnae there
If I didnae go hame for ma tea
Hermless [C]Michael Marra
Wi' ma Chand on ma Amheart and ma Emheart in myG mooth With Carms that could Amreach o'er the Gsea Ma Cfeet might be Ambig but the Eminsects are Fsafe They'll Fnever get Gstood on by Cme
Chorus CHermAmless, EmhermGless There's Cnever nae Ambother frae Gme Ah Cgo tae the Amlibrary an' Emtak' oot a Fbook FThen Ah go Ghame for ma Ctea
There's ane or twa lads that Ah could ca' my chums They're canny and meek as can be There's Tam wi' his pigeons, and Will wi' his mice And Robert McClenaghan and me
Ah collect a' the coupons that come wi' the soup And when Ah have saved fifty-three Ah send away fifty, put three in a drawer And something gets posted tae me
Hermless, hermless, There's never nae bother frae me Naeb'dy would notice if I wasnae there If I didnae go hame for ma tea