Intro
D D

Verse 1
D Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen
G Pour myself a cup of ambition
And D yawn and stretch and try to come to A7 life
D Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping
G Out on the street the traffic starts jumping
With D folks like me on the A job from 9 to D 5 D*

G 9 to 5, for service and devotion
You would D think that I would deserve a fair promotion
Want to G move ahead but the boss won’t seem to let me
I E7 swear sometimes, that man is A out to get me

Bass Riff
D D

Verse 2
They D let you dream just to watch them shatter
You’re G just a step on the boss man’s ladder
But D you’ve got dreams he’ll never take a- A7 way
D You’re in the same boat with a lot of your friends
G Waiting for the day your ship’ll come in
The D tides gonna turn and it’s A all gonna roll your D  way D*

G 9 to 5, yeah they’ve got you where they want you
There’s a D better life, and you dream about it don’t you
It’s a G rich man’s game, no matter what they call it
And you E7 spend your life putting A money in his wallet

Bass Riff
D D D* - Single Strum

Intro
CCsus4  CCsus4  CCsus4  C*

Verse 1
I try to dis-Ccover
A little something to G make me sweeter, Oh baby ref-E7rain
From breaking my F heart F*

Verse 2
And if I should C falter
Would you open your G arms out to me? We can make love not E7 war
And live at peace with out F hearts  F*

Instrumental
Bb Bb G G*

Outro
CCsus4  CCsus4  CCsus4  C*

Intro Riff - Kazoos
A A D E7
A A D E7

Verse 1
A Stop your messing around aaaDaaaaE7aaa
A Better think of your future aaaDaaaaE7aaa
A Time to straighten right out D aaa - aaa
Making E7 problems in A town aaaDaaaaE7aaa

Instrumental Riff - Kazoos
A A D E7
A A D E7
Kazoo Solo
A A D E7
A A D E7
+Riff Kazoos
A A D E7
A A D E7

Verse 2
A Stop your fooling around aaaDaaaaE7aaa
A Time to straighten right out aaaDaaaaE7aaa
A Better think of your future D aaa - aaa
Else you'll wind E7 up in jail A aaaDaaaaE7aaa

Instrumental Riff - Kazoos
A A D E7
A A D E7

Verse 3
A Stop your messing around aaaDaaaaE7aaa
A Better think of your future aaaDaaaaE7aaa
A Time to straighten right out D aaa - aaa
Creating E7 problems in A town aaaDaaaaE7aaa

Outro Riff -Kazoos
A A D E7
A A D E7

A*

Intro  G
G You can dance, E7 you can jive, Am having the time of your D7 life
F See that girl, Dm watch that scene, Diggin' the C Dancing Queen  F  C  F

Verse 1 - Dancing Queen
C Friday night and the lights are low, F C Looking out for the place to Am go
G Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come to Am look for a king Am7 Am

Verse 2 - Dancing Queen
C Anybody could be that F guy, C Night is young and the music's Am high
G With a bit of rock music, everything is fine, You're in the Am mood for a dance
And when you Dm get the chance G, You are the C Dancing Queen F

Song Change - slowing strum to Super Trooper
AND LIKE A
C Super Csus4 Trouper C lights are gonna find me
Csus4 Shining C like the G sun
Dm Smiling, having G7 fun
Feeling like a number C one Csus4** C*

Song Change - I Have a Dream
.....I have a G7 dream, a song to C sing,
to help me G7 cope with any-Cthing.
If you see the G wonder of a fairy C tale,
you can take the G future, even if you C  fail.
I believe in G7 angels, something good in F everything I C see,
I believe in G7 angels, when I know the F time is right for C me,
I cross the G7 stream, G7* I have a C dream C

Song Change - Mama Mia
C I've been G cheated by C you since I G don't know F when F
C So I G made up my C mind, it must G come to an F end F
C Look at me now, Caug will I ever learn?
C I don't know how Caug but I suddenly F lose control
There's a fire with- G7 in my soul
F Just C one G look and I can hear a bell ring
F One C more G look and I forget everything, o_o_o_oh

C Mamma mia, here I go again
Bb My F my, how can I re-sist you?
C Mamma mia, does it show again?
Bb My F my, just how much I've missed you
C Yes, I've been G broken-hearted,  Am Blue since the Em day we parted
Bb Why, F why did I ever G7 let you go?
C Mamma mia, Am now I really know,
Bb My F my, I could never G7 let you go  C C*

Song Change - SLOWING - Thank You For The Music
SLOWING...So I say C thank you for the Dm music, the G7 songs I'm C singing
Am Thanks for all the D7 joy they're G7 bringing
C Who can live with-Dmout it, I E7 ask in Am7 all hones-Fty
What would life Fm be?

Without a C song or a C7 dance what are A we?
So I say Dm* thank you for the music
For G7* giving it to C me C7 A
So I thank Dm* ABBA for the music
SLOW For G7* giving it to me C G7 C G* C*

NC Alberta Al-Cberta
G7 Where you been so C long? F C
Cmaj7 Al-C7berta Al-Fberta
Where you been so C long?  F C
Ain’t had no G7 loving
Since you’ve G been C gone. F C

NC Alberta Al-Cberta
G7 Where d’you stay last C night? F C
Cmaj7 Al-C7berta Al-Fberta
Where d’you stay last C night?  F C
Came home this G7 morning.
Clothes don’t G fit you C right. F C

NC Alberta Al-Cberta
G7 Girl you’re on my C mind.  F C
Cmaj7 A-lC7berta Al-Fberta
Girl you’re on my C mind.  F C
Ain’t had no G7 loving
Such a G great long C time. F C

NC Alberta Al-Cberta
G7 Where you been so C long?  F C
Cmaj7 Al-C7berta Al-Fberta
Where you been so C long?  F C
Ain’t had no G7 loving
Since you’ve G been C gone. F C
F C

Intro
AA  BmBm  E7E7  AA*

Verse 1
A Yeah, it's pretty clear... I ain't no size two
Bm But I can shake it, shake it... like I'm supposed to do
E7 'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
And A* all the right junk in A* all the right places

A I see the magazine... workin' that Photoshop
Bm We know that shit ain't real... come on now, make it stop
E7 If you got beauty, beauty... just raise 'em up
'Cause every A* inch of you is perfect from the A* bottom to the top

Pre Chorus
Yeah, my A mama she told me "don't worry about your Bm size"
Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop
She says, E7 "Boys like a little more booty to hold at A night"
That booty-booty, uh, that booty-booty
You know I A won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie Bm  doll
Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop
So if E7 that’s what you're into, then go ahead and move a-A-long stop

Chorus

Verse 2
I'm bringing Abooty back... go 'head and tell them skinny
Bm Bitches that... no, I'm just playing
I know you E7 think you're fat, but I'm here to tell you
Every A* inch of you is perfect from the A* bottom to the top

Pre Chorus
Yeah, my A mama she told me "don't worry about your Bm size"
Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop
She says, E7 "Boys like a little more booty to hold at A night"
That booty-booty, uh, that booty-booty
You know I A won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie Bm doll
Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop
So if E7 that’s what you're into, then go ahead and move a-A-long stop

Intro
C Am F G

Verse 1
C Yesterday you E7 asked me something I Am thought you C knew
So I F told you with a G smile it's all about C you G7
C Then you whispered E7 in my ear and Am told me C to
Said you F made my life worth G while it's all about C you C7

Pre Chorus
And F I would answer Fm all your wishes if C you ask me Am to
But if F you deny me D7 one of your kisses G don't know what I’d do G7
So C hold me close and E7 say three words like you Am used to C do
Dancing F on the kitchen G tiles it's all about C you yeah

Instrumental
C E7 Am C
F G C C7

Pre Chorus
And F I would answer Fm all your wishes if C you ask me Am to
But if F you deny me D7 one of your kisses G don't know what I’d do G7
So C hold me close and E7 say three words like you Am used to C do
Dancing F on the kitchen G tiles yeah you F make my life worth G while
So I F told you with a G smile slow... it's all about C you

Acapella
It's all about you, it's all about you baby.
It's all about you, it's all about you baby.

NC It's all about.....C youuuuuuu

Chorus

Verse 1
GIf you were a river in Cthe mountains tGall,
GThe rumble of your water would Dbe my Gcall.
GIf you were the winter, I kCnow I'd be the Gsnow
GJust as long as you were with me, let the Dcold winds Gblow

Chorus

Verse 2
GIf you were a wink, I'dC be a noGd
GIf you were a seed, well I'dD be a poGd.
GIf you were the floor, I'd Cwanna be the rGug
GAnd if you were a kiss, I know ID'd be a hGug

Chorus Acapella

Verse 3
GIf you were the wood, IC'd be the Gfire.
GIf you were the love, I'd Dbe the Gdesire.
GIf you were a castle, I'd bCe your Gmoat,
GAnd if you were an ocean, I'd Dlearn to Gfloat.

Chorus

Intro Slow Strums
G When there's nowhere else to run
Is there room for one more C son? One more G son?
If you Em can hold on, If you C can hold on, hold G on.

Instrumental Normal strumming
G G G G

Verse 1
G I want to stand up, I want to let go. You know you know - no, you don't, you don't. C
I want to shine on in the hearts of G men. I want a meaning from the back of my broken hand.

Verse 2
G Another head aches, another heart breaks. I'm so much older than I can C take.
And my affection, well it comes and G goes. I need direction to perfection, no no no no

Verse 3
G And when there's nowhere else to run. Is there room for one more son?
These C changes ain't changing me. The G cold-hearted boy I used to be.

Bridge
G I got soul, but I'm not a soldier I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
C I got soul, but I'm not a soldier G I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
G I got soul, but I'm not a soldier I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
C I got soul, but I'm not a soldier G I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
Em I got soul, but I'm not a soldier C I got soul, but I'm not a soldier G

Outro
Over and Am in, last call for C sin.
While everyone's lost, the battle is D* won
With all these things that I've G done. G
With all these things that I've Em done. Em
If you C can hold on, if you D can hold on
G - Single Strum

Intro
G Love D love Em love, G love D love Em love
Am Love G love D love
D Am7 Bm D

Verse 1
G There’s nothing you can D do that can’t be Em done
G Nothing you can D sing that can’t be Em sung
Am Nothing you can G say but you can D learn how to play the game
It’s D easy Am7 Bm D

Verse 2
G There’s nothing you can D make that can’t be Em made
G Nothing you can D save that can’t be Em saved
Am Nothing you can G do but you can D learn how to be you in time
It’s D easy Am7 Bm D

Verse 3
G There’s nothing you can D know that isn’t Em known
G Nothing you can D see that isn’t Em shown
Am There’s nowhere you can G be that isn’t D where you’re meant to be
It’s D easy Am7 Bm D

Outro repeat til cha-cha-cha
G Love is all you need
G love is all you need
G Love is all you need
G love is all you need
G Love is all you need
G love is all you need

Intro
C

Verse 1
I'm F lying alone with my C head on the phone,
F thinking of you 'til it C hurts
I F know you hurt too, but what Em else can we do,
Tor-Am-mented and torn F apart. G
I F wish I could carry your C smile in my heart,
For F times when my life seems so C low.
It would F make me believe what to-Emmorrow could bring,
When todAmay doesn't really F know, Doesn't G really know.

Verse 2
I F want you to come back and C carry me home,
AwFay from these long, lonely C nights.
I'm F reaching for you. Are you Em feeling it too?
Does the Am feeling seem oh, so F right? G
And F what would you say if I C called on you now,
And F said that I can't hold C on?
There's F no easy way, it gets Em harder each day,
Please Am love me or I'll be F gone. I'll be G gone.

Chorus

Bridge
Am Oooo.... Em What are you thinking F of F/ Em/ Dm
What are you thinking Am of
Em What are you Thinking F of F/ Em/ Dm
What are you Thinking F of G////////// stop

Cha cha cha

[Verse 1 Freely
Some Am things in life are D bad
They can G really make you Em mad
Am Other things just D make you swear and G curse
When you've Am chewing on life's D gristle
Don't G grumble give a Em whistle
And Am this'll help things turn out for the D7 best

Verse 2
If Am life seems jolly D rotten
There's G something you've Em forgotten
And Am that's to laugh and D smile and dance and G sing
When you're Am feeling in the D dumps
G Don't be silly Em chumps
Just Am purse your lips and whistle - that's the D7 thing

Chorus 1

Verse 3
For Am life is quite ab-Dsurd... and G death's the final Em word
You must Am always face the D curtain... with a G bow
For-Amget about your D sin... give the G audience a Em grin
En-Amjoy it... it's your last chance any-D7how

Verse 4
Am Life's a piece of D shit... G when you look at Em it
Am Life's a laugh and D death's a joke it's G true
You'll Am see it's all a D show
Keep 'em G laughing as you Em go
Just re-Ammember that the last laugh is on D7 you

Chorus 1

Outro Slowing
And G always Em look on the Am bright D7 side of G life

Intro
A Sha la la la D la la la la boom boom
A sha la la la E7 la la la la E7 boom boom
D Shalala la A la la la la E7 and Marie who A waits for me.

Verse 1
A When the day is D dawning A on a Texas E7 Sunday morning
A How I long to D be there
With A Marie who's E7 waiting for me there
F Every lonely C city F where I hang my C hat
F Ain't as half as C pretty as E7 where my baby's at

Bridge
A Sha la la la D la la la la A sha la la la E7 la la la la
D Sha la la la A la la la la E7 and Marie who A waits for me

Verse 2
A There's a church-bell D ringing
A Hear the song of E7 joy that it's singing
A For the sweet MaDria A and the guy who's E7 coming to see her
F Just beyond the C highway F there's an open C plain
F And it keeps me C going E7 through the wind and rain

Outro
A Sha la la la D la la la la A sha la la la E7 la la la la E7
D Sha la la la A la la la la E7 and Marie who A waits for me
A Sha la la la D la la la la A sha la la la E7 la la la la E7
D Sha la la la A la la la la E7 and Marie who A waits for me

A Cha cha cha

Verse 1
Dm We don't need no education
Dm We don't need no thought control
Dm No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Dm Teacher leave them kids alone G

Verse 2
Dm We don't need no education
Dm We don't need no thought control
Dm No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Dm Teachers leave them kids alone G

Intro - bass/drum only
NC NC x2
w/ ukes
Em Am x2

Verse 1
Em Steve walks warily down the street, with the brim pulled way down Am low
Em Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, Machine guns ready to Am go

Pre-Chorus
C Are you ready, Are you G ready for this
C Are you hanging on the G edge of your seat
C Out of the doorway the G bullets rip, Am to the sound of the B7 beat

Instrumental
Em Am x2

Verse 2
Em How do you think I'm going to get along, Without you, when you're Am gone
Em You took me for everything that I had, And kicked me out on my Am own

Pre-Chorus
C Are you happy, are you G satisfied, C How long can you stand G the heat
C Out of the doorway the G bullets rip, Am to the sound of the B7 beat

Chorus

Acapella w/ clapping
NC Another one bites the dust, Another one bites the dust Ow!
NC Another one bites the dust, Another one bites the dust

Instrumental w/ Ukes
Em Am x2

Verse 3
Em There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man, And bring him to the Am ground
Em You can beat him, You can cheat him, You can treat him bad and leave him
When he's Am down

Pre-Chorus
C But I'm ready, yes I'm reGady for you, C I'm standing on my own two G feet
C Out of the doorway the buGllets rip, A Repeating to the sound of the B beat, oh yeah

Outro  same as verse and pre-chorus
Em Am x2
C G C G C G Am B7
Em - Single Strum

Intro
C G7 C G7

Verse 1
C The lights shine G7 down the valley
C The wind blows Dm up the alley
C Oh and how I wish I was
G7 Lying in the arms of C Mary

Verse 2
She took the G7 pains of boyhood
C And turned them Dm into feel good
C Oh and how I wish was
G7 Lying in the arms of C Mary

Verse 3
C So now when G7 I feel lonely
C Still looking for the F one and only
C That's when I wish I was
G7 Lying in the arms of C Mary

Chorus

Verse 4
C The lights shine G7 down the valley
C The wind blows Dm up the alley
C Oh and how I wish I was
G7 Lying in the arms of C Mary

Outro
G7 Lying in the arms of C Mary
F Lying in the arms of C Mary
G7 Yeah yeah C yeah

Intro
C G-F C C x2

Verse 1
C I see the G bad F moon C rising
C I see G trouble F on the C way
C I see G earth F quakes and C lightning
C I see G bad F times C today

Instrumental
C G-F C C

Verse 2
C I hear G hurriFcanes C blowing
C I know the G end is F coming C soon
C I fear G rivers F overCflowing
C I hear the G voice of F rage and C ruin

Instrumental
C G-F C C

Verse 3
C Hope you G got your F shit C together
C Hope you are G quite F prepared to C die
C Looks like G we're in for F nasty C weather
C One eye is G taken F for an C eye

Outro
C G-F C C
C G-F C*

Intro
Oh-oh-oh-oh-F-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh G oh-oh-oh! Am Caught in a bad romance C
Oh-oh-oh-oh-F-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh G oh-oh-oh! E7 Caught in a bad romance Am

Am Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Am Roma-roma-mamaa!
Am Ga-ga-ooh-la-la-la! G Want your bad romance.
Am Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Am Roma-roma-mamaa!
Am Ga-ga-ooh-la-la-la! G Want your bad romance.

Verse 1
Am I want your ugly, I want your disease G
Am I want your everything as C long as it's G free,
I want your Am love ... C Love-love-F-love,
I want your Am love C G

Am I want your drama, the touch of your hand G
Am I want your leather-studded C kiss in the G sand,
I want your Am love ... C Love-love-F-love,
I want your Am love C G

Pre-Chorus
F I want your love and I G want your revenge
You and Am me could write a bad romance C Oh-oh-oh--oh!
F I want your love and all your G lover's revenge
You and E7 me could write a bad romance Am

Am Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Am Roma-roma-mamaa!
Am Ga-ga-ooh-la-la-la! G Want your bad romance.

Verse 2
Am I want your horror, I want your design G
Am ‘Cause you're a criminal as C long as you're G mine,
I want your Am love ... C Love-love-F-love,
I want your Am love C G

Am I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick G
Am Want you in my rear window C baby you're G sick,
I want your Am love ... C Love-love-F-love,
I want your Am love C G

Pre-Chorus
F I want your love and I G want your revenge
You and Am me could write a bad romance C Oh-oh-oh--oh!
F I want your love and all your G lover's revenge
You and E7 me could write a bad romance Am

Outro
Am Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Am Roma-roma-mamaa!
Am Ga-ga-ooh-la-la-la! G Want your bad romance.
Am Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Am Roma-roma-mamaa!
Am Ga-ga-ooh-la-la-la! G Want your bad romance.
Am*

D Bonnie and Clyde were G pretty lookin' A7 people
But G I can tell you A7 people, they were the G devil's D children,
D Bonnie and Clyde be-Ggan their evil A7 doin'
One G lazy after-A7noon down Sa-Gvannah D way,
They D robbed a store, and G high-tailed outa that D town
Got G clean away in a D stolen B7 car,
And E7 waited till the A7 heat died D down

D Bonnie and Clyde ad-Gvanced their repu-A7tation
And G made the gradu-A7ation
Into the G banking D business.
"D Reach for the sky" sweet G talking Clyde would A7 holler
As G Bonnie loaded A7 dollars into the G dewlap D bag,
Now D one brave man - he G tried to take 'em a-Dlone
They G left him lyin' in a D pool of B7 blood,
And E7 laughed about it A7 all the way D home.

D Bonnie and Clyde got to G be public enemy A7 number D one
D Running and hiding from G7 ev'ry American A7 lawman's D gun.
B7 They used to laugh about E7 dyin',
A7 But deep inside 'em they D knew
B7 That pretty soon they'd be E7 lyin'
A7 Beneath the ground together
D7 Pushing up daisies to G welcome the sun and the A7 morning D dew.

D Acting upon re-Gliable infor-A7mation
A G fed'ral dep-A7tation laid a G deadly D ambush.
D When Bonnie and Clyde came G walking in the A7 sunshine
A G half a dozen A7 carbines opened G up on D them.

D Bonnie and Clyde, they Gm lived a lot to-A7gether
And Gm finally to-A7gether they D died

Intro
C

Verse 1
C Work all night on a drink a’ rum
C Daylight come an’ me G7 wan’ go C home.
C Stack banana till de mornin’ come
C Daylight come an’ me G7 wan’ go C home.