Alcohol - Brad Paisley [Verse 1] C F I can make anybody pretty C F I can make you believe any lie C Am C G I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size C F Well I've been known to cause a few breakups C F And I've been known to cause a few births C Am C G I can make you new friends or get you fired from work |[Chorus 1] | C F |And since the day I left Milwaukee |C F | Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France | C Am C Dm G |Been making the bars lots of big money and helping white people dance | C F |I got you in trouble in high school | C F |But college now that was a ball | F G |You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me | C F C F |Alcoho-o-o-o-l, Alcoho-o-o-o-o-l [Verse 2] C F I got blamed at your wedding reception C F For your best man's embarrassing speech C Am C G And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach C F I've influenced kings and world leaders C F I helped Hemingway write like he did C Am And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you C G Put that lampshade on your head |[Chorus 2] | C F |Cause since the day I left Milwaukee |C F | Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France | C Am C Dm G |Been making a fool out of folks just like you and helping white people dance | C F |I am medicine and I am poison | C F |I can help you up or make you fall | F G |You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me | C F |Alcoho-o-o-o-l Outro: C F And since the day I left Milwaukee C F Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France C Am C Dm G Been making the bars lots of big money and helping white people dance C F Yeah I got you in trouble in high school C F College now that was a ball F G You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me C F C F C F C F Alcoho-o-o-o-l, Alcoho-o-o-o-o-l, Alcoho-o-o-o-l, Alcoho-o-o-o-o-l (fade out)