Ooh Wakka Doo Wakka Day [C] - Gilbert
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I want to tell you
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I might as well do
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about a girl I met back in May;
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Her name is Rita
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and you should see her
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when she goes ooh wakka doo wakka day.
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She's got a brother
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like any other
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who got his nose caught inside a gate;
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and when they freed him
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it so relieved him
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he just went ooh wakka doo wakka day.
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You wouldn't think to look at me
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that I was strong
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but underneath it all
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I really am;
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and just to prove it why
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only the other day
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i picked a needle up with one hand
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Now up in Bradford,
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a chap named Radford
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while taking part in a local play -
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was intercepted
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and then suspected
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of going ooh wakka doo wakka day-ay-ay-ay.
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Who's that lady I saw you with ?
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It was not your wife
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it looked to me suspiciously.
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Like someone I have never seen before in my life.
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It's not surprising
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when you come to think of it
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just what it is
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that makes people swear.
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you only have to sing
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about bleepin' thing
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and there'll be bleeping
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ev'ry bleeping where.
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Now if you love me
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you're not above me
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if you don't well what can I say;
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except we'll see when
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you come to tea then
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you can go ooh wakka doo wakka
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ooh wakka doo wakka
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ooh wakka doo-wakka day.